BIG WEENIE
You may have heard of Trader June’s—a collection of tiny weenie dogs that magically appear on the shelves of Red Squirrel on Congress St. in Portland, Maine. Sometimes they have cowboy hats, or birthday hats, or Viking helmets. Or they look like hotdogs, or bananas, or skeletons. Sometimes they have winter hats and sometimes they have big bows and sometimes they’re NAKED! If you’re lucky, there might be one that looks just like your dog at home! Or the dog you wish you had, or one you had long ago.
Anyway, if you ever wondered where on earth all those cute little weenies come from, here is your answer. The Weenie Mill. We keep these big weenies in TINY CAGES and make them have HUNDREDS OF BABIES! Just kidding. They’re free range. They run all around the house eating stuff they definitely shouldn’t and barfing all over the place and just being mischievous little trouble makers. In fact, they are really overwhelming. Every little Junie that doesn’t make it to Red Squirrel eventually turns into a Big Weenie and the bigger they get, the more trouble they cause. And then they make MORE Weenies! There are too many!!! PLEASE. PLEASE ADOPT A WEENIE. WE HAVE TOO MANY!
We are firm believers that Dogs Need Jobs. If they don’t have a job then they become freeloaders and then become spoiled and before you know it you have to carry them everywhere. So these Big Weenies are all trained to do one very important task before they are Rehomed. And that is… DISPENSE POOP BAGS.
If you have a dog I am sure you understand the frustration of scrambling to find a baggie while your dog is going bananas at the door. Keep your poop bags in one place. Just give them to your Big Weenie like a delicious plastic treat and he will poop them out for you, one at a time. Nice and tidy. You do not, of course, need to make your Weenie work. They’re also content to just hang out, or hold onto other precious items for you.
Each Weenie is handmade and one-of-a-kind. If you would like us to breed a specific type of Big Weenie for you, please make an inquiry. Weenies come in many colors, outfits, lengths, and ear types. We look forward to uniting you with YOUR forever friend.
You may have heard of Trader June’s—a collection of tiny weenie dogs that magically appear on the shelves of Red Squirrel on Congress St. in Portland, Maine. Sometimes they have cowboy hats, or birthday hats, or Viking helmets. Or they look like hotdogs, or bananas, or skeletons. Sometimes they have winter hats and sometimes they have big bows and sometimes they’re NAKED! If you’re lucky, there might be one that looks just like your dog at home! Or the dog you wish you had, or one you had long ago.
Anyway, if you ever wondered where on earth all those cute little weenies come from, here is your answer. The Weenie Mill. We keep these big weenies in TINY CAGES and make them have HUNDREDS OF BABIES! Just kidding. They’re free range. They run all around the house eating stuff they definitely shouldn’t and barfing all over the place and just being mischievous little trouble makers. In fact, they are really overwhelming. Every little Junie that doesn’t make it to Red Squirrel eventually turns into a Big Weenie and the bigger they get, the more trouble they cause. And then they make MORE Weenies! There are too many!!! PLEASE. PLEASE ADOPT A WEENIE. WE HAVE TOO MANY!
We are firm believers that Dogs Need Jobs. If they don’t have a job then they become freeloaders and then become spoiled and before you know it you have to carry them everywhere. So these Big Weenies are all trained to do one very important task before they are Rehomed. And that is… DISPENSE POOP BAGS.
If you have a dog I am sure you understand the frustration of scrambling to find a baggie while your dog is going bananas at the door. Keep your poop bags in one place. Just give them to your Big Weenie like a delicious plastic treat and he will poop them out for you, one at a time. Nice and tidy. You do not, of course, need to make your Weenie work. They’re also content to just hang out, or hold onto other precious items for you.
Each Weenie is handmade and one-of-a-kind. If you would like us to breed a specific type of Big Weenie for you, please make an inquiry. Weenies come in many colors, outfits, lengths, and ear types. We look forward to uniting you with YOUR forever friend.
You may have heard of Trader June’s—a collection of tiny weenie dogs that magically appear on the shelves of Red Squirrel on Congress St. in Portland, Maine. Sometimes they have cowboy hats, or birthday hats, or Viking helmets. Or they look like hotdogs, or bananas, or skeletons. Sometimes they have winter hats and sometimes they have big bows and sometimes they’re NAKED! If you’re lucky, there might be one that looks just like your dog at home! Or the dog you wish you had, or one you had long ago.
Anyway, if you ever wondered where on earth all those cute little weenies come from, here is your answer. The Weenie Mill. We keep these big weenies in TINY CAGES and make them have HUNDREDS OF BABIES! Just kidding. They’re free range. They run all around the house eating stuff they definitely shouldn’t and barfing all over the place and just being mischievous little trouble makers. In fact, they are really overwhelming. Every little Junie that doesn’t make it to Red Squirrel eventually turns into a Big Weenie and the bigger they get, the more trouble they cause. And then they make MORE Weenies! There are too many!!! PLEASE. PLEASE ADOPT A WEENIE. WE HAVE TOO MANY!
We are firm believers that Dogs Need Jobs. If they don’t have a job then they become freeloaders and then become spoiled and before you know it you have to carry them everywhere. So these Big Weenies are all trained to do one very important task before they are Rehomed. And that is… DISPENSE POOP BAGS.
If you have a dog I am sure you understand the frustration of scrambling to find a baggie while your dog is going bananas at the door. Keep your poop bags in one place. Just give them to your Big Weenie like a delicious plastic treat and he will poop them out for you, one at a time. Nice and tidy. You do not, of course, need to make your Weenie work. They’re also content to just hang out, or hold onto other precious items for you.
Each Weenie is handmade and one-of-a-kind. If you would like us to breed a specific type of Big Weenie for you, please make an inquiry. Weenies come in many colors, outfits, lengths, and ear types. We look forward to uniting you with YOUR forever friend.