SCREAMING MIMI KITCHEN WITCH
Meet SCREAMING MIMI - the versatile kitchen witch.
Leave her on your stove, and she'll be your designated taste-tester, holding onto your spoons and letting you know when you need to ease up on the salt.
If she curses too much, you can sit her on the sink and stuff a sponge in her mouth.
She’s very trustworthy, and will hang onto your rings while you knead dough.
But Mimi has a secret… before becoming a cook, she used to be a stripper. And she loves to relive her glory days. LET. HER. STRIP… your herbs! That’s right, Mimi is an expert herb stripper, she’ll snort that parsley right up her nose and leave you with perfectly de-stemmed herbs for your recipes. LIKE. MAGIC.*
*not guaranteed to enchant your kitchen and make all of your cooking taste magically better… but it IS very likely. we just can’t say guaranteed because you never know if someone has cursed you already, in which case you must be de-cursed before you can be enchanted, and that’s a you problem and not a mimi problem.
every mimi is handmade and unique. listing reflects in-stock Mimis. but if you want a special mimi, submit an inquiry. mimi can have a different color hat, hair, or skin upon request.
Meet SCREAMING MIMI - the versatile kitchen witch.
Leave her on your stove, and she'll be your designated taste-tester, holding onto your spoons and letting you know when you need to ease up on the salt.
If she curses too much, you can sit her on the sink and stuff a sponge in her mouth.
She’s very trustworthy, and will hang onto your rings while you knead dough.
But Mimi has a secret… before becoming a cook, she used to be a stripper. And she loves to relive her glory days. LET. HER. STRIP… your herbs! That’s right, Mimi is an expert herb stripper, she’ll snort that parsley right up her nose and leave you with perfectly de-stemmed herbs for your recipes. LIKE. MAGIC.*
*not guaranteed to enchant your kitchen and make all of your cooking taste magically better… but it IS very likely. we just can’t say guaranteed because you never know if someone has cursed you already, in which case you must be de-cursed before you can be enchanted, and that’s a you problem and not a mimi problem.
every mimi is handmade and unique. listing reflects in-stock Mimis. but if you want a special mimi, submit an inquiry. mimi can have a different color hat, hair, or skin upon request.
Meet SCREAMING MIMI - the versatile kitchen witch.
Leave her on your stove, and she'll be your designated taste-tester, holding onto your spoons and letting you know when you need to ease up on the salt.
If she curses too much, you can sit her on the sink and stuff a sponge in her mouth.
She’s very trustworthy, and will hang onto your rings while you knead dough.
But Mimi has a secret… before becoming a cook, she used to be a stripper. And she loves to relive her glory days. LET. HER. STRIP… your herbs! That’s right, Mimi is an expert herb stripper, she’ll snort that parsley right up her nose and leave you with perfectly de-stemmed herbs for your recipes. LIKE. MAGIC.*
*not guaranteed to enchant your kitchen and make all of your cooking taste magically better… but it IS very likely. we just can’t say guaranteed because you never know if someone has cursed you already, in which case you must be de-cursed before you can be enchanted, and that’s a you problem and not a mimi problem.
every mimi is handmade and unique. listing reflects in-stock Mimis. but if you want a special mimi, submit an inquiry. mimi can have a different color hat, hair, or skin upon request.