Killer Cat Dish
You wander groggily into the kitchen to pour your first cup of coffee, but something feels... off. The hairs on the back of your neck begin to wake up as well, slowly standing up and looking around. They sense... DANGER. You open the fridge to grab the cream, but something is out of place. That's when you notice...
YOU CAN SEE... THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL... AND IF YOU CAN SEE IT......
SO CAN YOUR CAT.
Everybody knows that anything less than half-full is basically empty in the cat's opinion. And everybody also knows that cats can only go approximately 3.6 hours with an empty bowl before they begin to thirst for blood. Your blood.
To keep your skin safely attached to your face, you need this cat dish. Hand-painted with a distinct warning and a vivid, if not threatening, splash of color, it will ensure that you never ever ever forget exactly what is at stake if you do not feed the kitty.
Dishes are extra shallow to prevent whisker fatigue! If you have noticed your cat likes to knock their food out of the bowl before eating it, that may be because they do not like their whiskers touching the sides of the bowl. A shallow dish with a low lip allows the cat to feast unbothered.
You wander groggily into the kitchen to pour your first cup of coffee, but something feels... off. The hairs on the back of your neck begin to wake up as well, slowly standing up and looking around. They sense... DANGER. You open the fridge to grab the cream, but something is out of place. That's when you notice...
YOU CAN SEE... THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL... AND IF YOU CAN SEE IT......
SO CAN YOUR CAT.
Everybody knows that anything less than half-full is basically empty in the cat's opinion. And everybody also knows that cats can only go approximately 3.6 hours with an empty bowl before they begin to thirst for blood. Your blood.
To keep your skin safely attached to your face, you need this cat dish. Hand-painted with a distinct warning and a vivid, if not threatening, splash of color, it will ensure that you never ever ever forget exactly what is at stake if you do not feed the kitty.
Dishes are extra shallow to prevent whisker fatigue! If you have noticed your cat likes to knock their food out of the bowl before eating it, that may be because they do not like their whiskers touching the sides of the bowl. A shallow dish with a low lip allows the cat to feast unbothered.
You wander groggily into the kitchen to pour your first cup of coffee, but something feels... off. The hairs on the back of your neck begin to wake up as well, slowly standing up and looking around. They sense... DANGER. You open the fridge to grab the cream, but something is out of place. That's when you notice...
YOU CAN SEE... THE BOTTOM OF THE BOWL... AND IF YOU CAN SEE IT......
SO CAN YOUR CAT.
Everybody knows that anything less than half-full is basically empty in the cat's opinion. And everybody also knows that cats can only go approximately 3.6 hours with an empty bowl before they begin to thirst for blood. Your blood.
To keep your skin safely attached to your face, you need this cat dish. Hand-painted with a distinct warning and a vivid, if not threatening, splash of color, it will ensure that you never ever ever forget exactly what is at stake if you do not feed the kitty.
Dishes are extra shallow to prevent whisker fatigue! If you have noticed your cat likes to knock their food out of the bowl before eating it, that may be because they do not like their whiskers touching the sides of the bowl. A shallow dish with a low lip allows the cat to feast unbothered.